Funny Screw Valentines Day Quotes & Sayings

The police asked us whether we wanted counselling. We said we'd prefer a hot supper. — Mark Haddon

See, when you lie to me it hurts," Rixon said, swiping an imaginary tear. "I thought we had something special. I thought our joint eternal sentences of damnation were our bond. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Doubt, if you will, the being who loves you,
Woman or dog, but never doubt love itself. — Alfred De Musset

But, you know, shit happens even when you have a shit shield with you. — Nelson DeMille

Nothing lies on our hands with such uneasiness as time. Wretched and thoughtless creatures! In the only place where covetousness were a virtue we turn prodigals. — Joseph Addison

The stones tear like flesh, rather than breaking. Although what happens is violent, it is a violence that is in stone. A tear is more unnerving than a break. — Andy Goldsworthy