Funny Saturday Pics And Quotes & Sayings

[Note: Brahma originally had five heads. He and Vishnu were once contesting each other's superiority. Just then a huge column of light appeared in front of them and they wondered what it was. They agreed that he who found either end of the column earlier would be the greater of the two. Vishnu became a boar and sought the bottom; Brahma became a swan and flew up towards the top. Vishnu returned disappointed. Brahma at the point of despair came across a falling screwpine flower. He stopped its descent and asked from where it was coming. All that it knew was that it was falling from space and nothing more. Brahma persuaded it to bear false witness and claimed superiority over his rival. Siva was enraged, snipped off that head which spoke the lie, and declared himself as the column of light.] — Sri Dattatreya

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been. — Ricky Gervais

I just want to live my life a little freely and not adhere to any schedule - just make music and have fun. — Shirley Manson

You do not have to respond to a tiny annoying mosquito with a large hammer. You know what will happen? You will miss and hurt yourself. — Mary Ashun

In truth you cannot read too much in Scripture; and what you read you cannot read too carefully, and what you read carefully you cannot understand too well, and what you understand well you cannot teach too well, and what you teach well you cannot live too well. — Martin Luther

A world where a sparrow's fate and that of a man can be decided in the blink of a cat's eye, such is the true measure of time. — Abraham Verghese

We have a strange and wonderful relationship - he's strange and I'm wonderful. — Mike Ditka

As for drugs - well, Gates was certainly not unusual there. Marijuana was the pharmaceutical of choice ... — Bill Gates