Funny Sarcastic Truth Quotes & Sayings

I'm not a nest-egg person. — Dwight Howard

I eat tuna fish every day for lunch. That's all I ever have. — Jerry Speyer

I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids. — Stephen King

When the candles are out all women are fair. — Plutarch

Elend Venture," she said, standing up. "There is something I've been meaning to tell you for some time." She paused, blinking away her
tears. "You read too much. Especially in the presence of ladies. — Brandon Sanderson

Stephan was secretive and a liar, but he was a very gentle and expert lover. She was the petted, cherished child, the desired mistress, the worshipped, perfumed goddess. She was all these things to Stephan - or so he made her believe. — Jean Rhys

Met them. Killed them. Got the T-shirt. — Rick Riordan

If you expect nothing but success, then you will be a success. — Debasish Mridha

Cersei in 'Game of Thrones' is quite solid and stiff. — Lena Headey

There's always that relief you feel when you're working on your own series that you can actually make it to your planned ending and that your audience will still be there to support you - and that your publisher will still exist. — Brian K. Vaughan

Legal representation in the 21st century was becoming a risky business. — Kenneth Eade

Let us acknowledge it wiser, if not more sagacious to follow out one's day-dream to its natural consummation, although if the vision has been worth the having, it is certain never to be consummated otherwise than by a failure. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

The winter sunset, flaming beyond spires
And chimneys half-detached from this dull sphere,
Opens great gates to some forgotten year
Of elder splendours and divine desires.
Expectant wonders burn in those rich fires,
Adventure-fraught, and not untinged with fear;
A row of sphinxes where the way leads clear
Toward walls and turrets quivering to far lyres.
It is the land where beauty's meaning flowers,
Where every unplaced memory has a source,
Where the great river Time begins its course
Down the vast void in starlit streams of hours.
Dreams bring us close - but ancient lore repeats
That human tread has never soiled these streets. — H.P. Lovecraft

When God forgives, there is an immediate and
complete change in relationship. Instead of hostility, there is love and acceptance. Instead of enmity, there is friendship. — Billy Graham