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Funny Safe Travels Quotes By Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Money can give the soul comfort, but it can never buy true, real and eternal life in Christ Jesus for the soul, and though it can make the soul lively, it can never guarantee its true eternal life in Christ! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Funny Safe Travels Quotes By Leigh Bardugo

For my country," she said. "For my people. For every child you put to the pyre. Reap what you've sown, Jarl Brum. — Leigh Bardugo

Funny Safe Travels Quotes By George Foreman

There's never been a boxer better than Joe Louis. You'd take one shot from him and you were sure he'd have seven or eight more coming for you. Certainly Muhammad Ali was the greatest man ever to fight, but not the greatest boxer. — George Foreman

Funny Safe Travels Quotes By Plautus

Property is unstable, and youth perishes in a moment. Life itself is held in the grinning fangs of Death, Yet men delay to obtain release from the world. Alas, the conduct of mankind is surprising. — Plautus

Funny Safe Travels Quotes By Brandon Shire

Snow is kind of weird," Dillon said. "It's so slow, drifts a little here and there, and it doesn't make much noise," he said as he looked at Hunter. "I think I want to skip the symphony," he added as he untied Hunter's tie and slipped it from around his neck. " I would like very much for us to stay in and see if you can match its rhythm. What do you think? — Brandon Shire

Funny Safe Travels Quotes By Kentetsu Takamori

Bliss and suffering, it seems, always go hand in hand. — Kentetsu Takamori

Funny Safe Travels Quotes By Robert Ballard

I would not let an adult drive my robot. You don't have enough gaming experience. But I will let a kid with no license take control of my vehicle system. — Robert Ballard

Funny Safe Travels Quotes By Cherise Sinclair

She could just imagine, all her friends and family mourning around her grave. The tombstone would read Kari Wagner, Died of Sheer Stupidity.
It would be almost as bad to have her grave marker read Died of Terminal Bedroom Boredom. — Cherise Sinclair

Funny Safe Travels Quotes By Joe Torre

I'm not very complicated. — Joe Torre

Funny Safe Travels Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi

If the circulation of blood theory could not have been discovered without vivisection, the human kind could well have done without it. — Mahatma Gandhi

Funny Safe Travels Quotes By Suki Kim

(As for unmarried women, I have no idea where they are buried. For a very long time, in Korea, no one talked about them.) — Suki Kim

Funny Safe Travels Quotes By Jon Krakauer

In any human endeavor, some fraction of its practitioners will be motivated to pursue that activity with such concentrated focus and unalloyed passion that it will consume them utterly. — Jon Krakauer