Patrick Thomas Quotes & Sayings

Magic is not the solution to every problem, but it sure helps in eleven out of ten cases. — Patrick Thomas

I believed in my heart that despite politics, the United States would always do the right thing. My mind believed different, so I had made it sit quietly in the corner. — Patrick Thomas

Paddy is untall. Paddy hates the term "short" with a passion most folks reserve for the tax man. His distaste for the tax man exceeds known measurement. — Patrick Thomas

A bartender named Murphy once told me to be careful when I hit the road because sometimes the road hits back. He was right. — Patrick Thomas

There was no smell, no texture, no temperature to it. It had as much substance as a politician's promise. — Patrick Thomas

Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah, — Patrick Thomas