Funny Reversible Quotes & Sayings

Simon drives me crazy. We are still arguing. — Paula Abdul

Have faith that God won't send you anything you're incapable of handling. You can decide that the word fear is an acronym for ... False Evidence Appearing Real. — Wayne Dyer

Snap your fingers and somebody runs / You don't care how they feel just as long as they come / Got your head in the stars now you've come this far / Just who do you think you are? — Kim Wilde

The scientific method ... is nothing but the exclusion of subjective opinions as far as possible, by the devising of experiments where observation can give objective answers, yes or no, to questions whether events are causally connected. — Gavin De Beer

If dresses would have qualified people, then whores would have ruled the world. — Gautama Buddha

Clowntime is over Time to take cover While others just talk and talk Somebody's watching where the others don't walk. — Elvis Costello

They're only truly great who are truly good. — George Chapman

When people ask workingwomen, "When are you going to have a baby?" what they're really asking is "When are you going to leave? — Caitlin Moran

Tell me, Ashleigh. Tell me all those things you need him to know. I'll make sure he gets the message — J.A. Huss

So I do the thing most reasonable people would in my situation. I run. — Rick Yancey

Mothers were meant to love us unconditionally, to understand our moments of stupidity, to reprimand us for lame excuses while yet acknowledging our point of view, to weep over our pain and failures as well as cry at our joy and successes, and to cheer us on despite countless start-overs. Heaven knows no one else will. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I got to Africa. I got the opportunity to go and learn, not about any animal, but chimpanzees. I was living in my dream world, the forest in Gombe National Park in Tanzania. It was Tanganyika when I began. — Jane Goodall

When you compromise your life, you compromise unhappiness. — Dee Dee Artner