Funny Presidential Election Quotes & Sayings

In our lifetime, wouldn't it be sad if we spent more time washing dishes or swatting flies or mowing the yard or watching television than praying for world missions? — Dave Davidson

I played because I loved it. It was incredible when they told me they were going to sign me and they were going to give me money. — Hanley Ramirez

That child of Hell had nothing human; nothing lived in him but fear and hatred. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Evidently some misguided rustic had herded diarrhetic cattle through the place and the management had yet to come to terms with the crisis. — Anonymous

We have built tens of thousands of schools, clinics and rural roads. — Meles Zenawi

You like blue eyes, huh?"
"Yes. I do. I like blue eyes. — Michael Grant

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell? — Douglas Horton

I am really OK with the way I look. It's fine. All this is transient. I mean, it's really, you know, it changes with time, and that's the external. — Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? — C.S. Lewis

Submission is not about authority and it is not obedience; it is all about relationships of love and respect. — Wm. Paul Young

I was piggy. But I'm not that person anymore. — Dennis Kozlowski

It's a humbling thing, having kids. One of my sons came to rehearsals, and now he says Daddy's job is 'go play loud music.' — Trent Reznor

Not our logical faculty, but our imaginative one is king over us. I might say, priest and prophet to lead us to heaven-ward, or magician and wizard to lead us hellward. — Thomas Carlyle

Things like email, and Twitter, and Facebook, and text messaging - they all work reasonably well. But we use them because they're convenient, and cheap, and easy, not because they're the best way to communicate with somebody. — Palmer Luckey