Funny Post Wedding Quotes & Sayings

Do not mock my baby." He pulls away and strokes his palm over he seat. "She was my first love."
"Well your current ... er ... girl, is getting jealous with all the attention you're paying your first love, and she has orifices you can stick things in without having your boy bits burnt off."
He pulls me into him again and his mouth goes to work on my neck. "Fuck I love it when you talk dirty. — Carmen Jenner

I shall never find nor seek forgiveness, especially after such an action! — Ariana Pedigo

those who strive to delay or hinder the restoration of the church will accomplish nothing. God is its vindicator, and he will judge all peoples. — John Calvin

It's one of those dumb days where nothing's really wrong but nothing's really right either and the sky can't even choose to be white or gray. — Andrea Portes

The socially irresponsible man is the man absorbed in sexual conflicts. — Wilhelm Reich

There can be nothing more abominable than religion. — Vladimir Lenin

Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death. — Martin Luther

Great. This girl was going to seriously mess with my ability to stay on parole. ~Maggie Mae Castro — Beth Yarnall

In the nineteenth century the problem was that God is dead. In the twentieth century the problem is that man is dead. — Erich Fromm

Inform your boss of your progress. Even if your boss isn't asking for in-person updates, send her periodic e-mails about the project. That way she can get a sense about whether there's any kind of problem you might not recognize, especially if you're new at the game. Better to have her course-correct than have the project later blow up in your face. — Kate White

I think the big danger of madness is not madness itself, but the habit of madness. What I discovered during the time I spent in the asylum is that I could choose madness and spend my whole life without working, doing nothing, pretending to be mad. It was a very strong temptation.. — Paulo Coelho

He could see his uncles slugging each other with such force that they had to be in love. Strangers would never want to hurt each other that badly. — Sherman Alexie

I feel I'm moving toward as well as away from something, and anything is possible. — Bret Easton Ellis