Funny Police Dog Quotes & Sayings

Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods. — P. J. O'Rourke

In everyday life I am quiet and reserved, not the housekeeper type but cool and relaxed. I don't get up in the morning wearing false eyelashes and I don't wear fancy underwear when I'm cooking popcorn. I'm a nice little ducky. — Madonna Ciccone

He kissed me as if I was the air he'd gone without for five days. — Jamie McGuire

I don't have my name on anything that I don't really do. — Heidi Klum

Don't you know you take my heart with you everywhere you go? — Jacquelyn Frank

Fathers are always so proud the first time they see their sons in uniform," she said.
"I know Big John Karpinski was," I said. He is my neighbor to the north, of course. Big John's son Little John did badly in high school, and the police caught him selling dope. So he joined the Army while the Vietnam War was going on. And the first time he came home in uniform, I never saw Big John so happy, because it looked to him as though Little John was all straightened out and would amount to something.
But then Little John came home in a body bag. — Kurt Vonnegut

People like to trace their ancestry. — Richard Dawkins

We want our sound to go into the soul of the audience, and see if it can awaken some little thing in their minds ... 'Cause there are so many sleeping people. — Jimi Hendrix

You cannot be seeking yourself when you're making money. — Felix Dennis

There were fairies at Cottingley — Elsie Wright

Vonnegut's earliest novels hint strongly at his familiarity with Wiener's work, The Human Use of Human Beings, especially his first novel, Player Piano (1952), which shows his concern for the social implications of automation, the replacement of human beings with machines. — David Porush

If you can't bear the curse anymore, change your cause. — Peter Ajisafe

I'd do anything for you, Tessa. I know you don't realize that now, but you will. — Aileen Erin