Funny Phuket Quotes & Sayings

You want to hear about insanity? I was found running naked through the jungles in Mexico. At the Mexico City airport, I decided I was in the middle of a movie and walked out on the wing on takeoff. My body ... my liver ... okay, my brain ... went. — Dennis Hopper

Mom isn't content taking a stroll down memory lane. She's bought a condo and spends half the year there. — Paula Wall

Any problem can be solved between people if only they can trust each other — Michael Morpurgo

What have you done to her?" Auric said harshly. "Why does everyone always blame me?" grumbled my father. "Because you're the devil." "Good point. And in this case, true. — Eve Langlais

Apprenticeships are the real nitty-gritty way of creating an efficient, skillful and vibrant workforce. — Sean Bean

I listened a little to punk when I was younger, but it was straight edge punk. It was nothing like what is going on now, like poppy punk. — Travis Barker