Funny Parliamentary Quotes & Sayings

Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. — Dale Carnegie

Life was full of surprises, with too many bruises and not enough Band-Aids. — Nikki Sixx

One aspect of neighbourly love is that we must not merely will our neighbours good, but actually work to bring it about. — Thomas Aquinas

These voices from the past had arisen like ghosts demanding to be heard. — Julie Berry

I shall look forward to a pleasant time. — John Hancock

Adjective salad is delicious, with each element contributing its individual and unique flavor; but a puree of adjective soup tastes yecchy. — William Safire

Those who ask for help are often those who have failed to do something for themselves. — Neil Strauss

You've got to know someone pretty well to hate them. — Bette Davis

Human potential is the only limitless resource we have in this world. — Carly Fiorina

Knocking the shrieking goblins aside like skittles — J.K. Rowling

Identity is a bag and a gag. Yet it exists for me with all the force of a fatal disease. Obviously I am here, a mind and a body. To say there's no proof my body exists would be arty and specious and if my mind is more ephemeral, less provable, the solution of being a writer with solid (touchable, tearable, burnable) books is as close as anyone has come to a perfect answer. — Judith Perelman Rossner