Quotes & Sayings About Funny Pandas

I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas — Diane Messidoro

I couldn't have invented crisps ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps ... I invented apples ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil. — Noel Fielding

One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it's a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas? — Kelly Williams Brown

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously? — Jim Jefferies