Funny Or Die Yearbook Quotes & Sayings

Novels are fictions and therefore they tell lies, but through those lies every novelist attempts to tell the truth about the world. — Paul Auster

Neoclassical economics insists that advertising cannot force consumers to buy anything they don't already want to buy. — Christopher Lasch

The highest ideal of cure is the speedy, gentle, and enduring restoration of health by the most trustworthy and least harmful way. — Samuel Hahnemann

But Champagne is not drinking. — David Niven

You cannot win the future if you don't forgive your past — Ikechukwu Joseph

There's nothing particularly unique about my experiences except that they're my experiences. — Sarah McLachlan

Already she knew that the sound of a lock clicking into place would forever be a sensual cue, a promise Rafe would make to her of the pleasure he was going to give her with his hands, his lips, his
— Bella Andre

After winning Ascot's Queen Alexandra Stakes on Brown Jack- If you'd been on your honeymoon, you couldn't have had a happier time. — Steve Donoghue