Funny One Line Status Quotes & Sayings

The one closest to the departed has to be the first one to step from despair to hope. Nobody else is allowed to jump ahead and shove open the door. That's the rule. — Glennon Doyle Melton

I just basically took a chance because it looked like fun and I wanted the . — Rob Mariano

While you are waiting to die, you have to live. — Kate Williams

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. — Josh Billings

Whenever you're kind, the world will be kind to you. — Debasish Mridha

Fake it, I scream at myself inside my head. You must remember how. Let's get this over with or you'll be here all night. Bestir yourself. Move your flesh around, breathe audibly. It's the least you can do. — Margaret Atwood

There is the glamour side of it, which allows you to meet great variety of people with whom you simply can have a good time, but there's also the sad side of it that drags you into a superficial and artificial world. — Karolina Kurkova

By the Angel, this place is barely better than a penny gaff," Gideon said. "Gabriel, don't look at anything unless I tell you it's all right. — Cassandra Clare