Funny Ofwgkta Quotes & Sayings

And here now is a bit of doctrine that will make you laugh: Love, O Govinda, appears to me more important than all other matters. To see through the world, to explain it, to scorn it
this may be the business of great thinkers. But what interests me is being able to love the world, not to scorn it, not to hate it and hate myself, but to look at it and myself and all beings with love and admiration and reverence. — Hermann Hesse

And for those of you who watched the last programme, I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's. — David Coleman

Please let there be another life. I need a real taste of forever with you. This ... this isn't long enough. — Jewel E. Ann

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated. — Jen Lancaster

O I never thought that joys would run away from boys,
Or that boys would change their minds and forsake such summer joys;
But alack I never dreamed that the world had other toys — John Clare

My work is my work and I will attempt to sell it for what it is. — Donald Lambert

Yet that grief and this joy were alike outside all the ordinary conditions of life; they were loop-holes, as it were, in that ordinary life through which there came glimpses of something sublime. — Leo Tolstoy

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind - listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. — Eubie Blake

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. — Louis Sabin

If this were a real Metallica album, "Enter Sandman" would be the worst song on the album, not the best. — Stan Jones

If a customer walks out without shoes, you really want to find out why. 'It didn't fit' is not good enough. — Thomas G. Stemberg

My grandmother gave birth to 13 children and I come from a long line of women who gave birth in their 40s. — Debra Winger

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. — Benjamin Franklin

The best books are not read even by those who are called good readers. What does our Concord culture amount to? There is in this town, with a very few exceptions, no taste for the best or for very good books even in English literature, whose words all can read and spell. — Henry David Thoreau