Funny Office Manager Quotes & Sayings

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. — George Bernard Shaw

And I circle ten thousand years long; And I still don't know if I'm a falcon, a storm, or an unfinished song — Rainer Maria Rilke

Choose to dwell on timeless hope. — Lailah Gifty Akita

TV is what sells your product. — Sheryl Swoopes

The latest consensus is that most of us are mentally elsewhere between 30 and 50 percent of our waking hours. — David DiSalvo

I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all. — Abraham Lincoln

No human can bury their past indefinitely. It's only a matter of time before you crack. — K.A. Tucker

There are so many wizards of the computer, stock market, test tube, and spectator sport, but so few of the art of life. — Mantak Chia

We live in a world of outrageous pain. The only response to outrageous pain is outrageous love. — Marc Gafni

leadership is more than hard work; it is habitual work. It is worked out every day in the tasks we complete, the ways we approach our work, and the rhythms we nurture in our lives. It hangs on the hooks of the patterns we create, not just the success we may stumble upon. — Brad Lomenick

Gain strength. Suck up energy. Make a point of appreciating the fragrance of the flowers and the beauty of the sunset. It is like armor. When you take a moment to practice my message you can then be armed with an ability to be detached. One is meant to forgive, to forgive and be compassionate."~Kuan Yin — Hope Bradford