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Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By Bill Bailey

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. — Bill Bailey

Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By Clint Eastwood

I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables. — Clint Eastwood

Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By Denis Leary

I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now. — Denis Leary

Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By Steven Wright

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass. — Steven Wright

Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By Chelsea Clinton

I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee. — Chelsea Clinton

Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By Jim Gaffigan

Occasionally, a dog will be presented as some training method for having a baby. "My girlfriend and I got a dog. We are going to see if we can handle that before we have kids." This is a little like testing the waters of being a vegetarian by having lettuce on your burger. Okay, maybe that metaphor doesn't make sense, but neither does using a dog as a training method for having a baby. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By David Brenner

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. — David Brenner

Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By Jimmy Carr

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian ... — Jimmy Carr

Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By Rita Rudner

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. — Rita Rudner

Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By Dennis Wholey

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. — Dennis Wholey

Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By Bill Bailey

It's true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide. — Bill Bailey

Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By Howard Mittelmark

Adolf introduces Fascism to Germany, spreads war throughout Europe, murders millions in concentration camps - but he's a strict vegetarian and loves his dog. Tossing in a touching scene with his German shepherd Blondie and a dish of lentils won't make Hitler's character 'balanced.' Hitler's character isn't balanced. — Howard Mittelmark

Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes By Thea Harrison

I used to eat people, you know."
If he meant to shock her out of crying, he succeeded. A snort burst out of her. "That's awful," she said. Her nose was clogged. "I mean it, that's awful. It's not funny. I'm not laughing."
He sighed. "It was a long time ago. Thousands of years. Once I really was the beast the Elves call me."
She closed her eyes, took a deep, shuddering breath and rubbed her fingers along the seam of his T-shirt. "What made you stop?"
"I had a conversation with somebody. It was an epiphany." His voice was rueful.He rocked her. "From that point on I swore I would never eat something that could talk."
"Hey, that's kind of your version of turning vegetarian, isn't it? — Thea Harrison