Funny Non Believer Quotes & Sayings

I have a funny relationship with religion. I'm a big believer in ritualistic behavior as long as it doesn't hurt anybody. But I'm not a big fan of rules. And yet, we cannot live in a world without order. — Madonna Ciccone

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations. — Jack Paar

The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer. — Albert Einstein

I'm a firm believer in equality at all times - "
"At all times?" She glanced at the cuffs clipped to his leathers. "Why do I find that hard to believe?" And why the heck was she arguing with him. Mine, mine, mine.
"At all times," he repeated. "However, in the bedroom or in the club, I am a lot more equal than you. — Cherise Sinclair

I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down. — Harold Ramis

My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement. — Sam Argent