Funny Nite Time Quotes & Sayings

What do you have against penguins?' he asks. 'They're like really big birds in tuxedos. They're always ready for a fancy dance. — Wendy Mass

Christ, we had public sex at a school event. I'm a teacher. I've lost my fucking mind. — Mercy Celeste

You know I wouldn't know a Louis Vuitton from a Louis L'Amour — Juliet Blackwell

Happiness means quiet nerves. — W.C. Fields

I read a lot of science fiction, but I also mixed it up with a lot of other genres: crime, literary fiction, as well as nonfiction. Author-wise, I'm a fan of Stephen King, Lauren Beukes, Robert McCammon, Raymond Chandler, Greg Rucka, Ed Brubaker and Gail Simone, among many others. — Adam Christopher

Most of us have the residue of thousands of songs in our ears, that if you end up songwriting, I think you're mostly smoking the residue of all that material you absorbed over time. — Tom Waits

A notion for a story is for me a confluence of real events, historical perhaps, or from my own memory to create an exciting fusion. — Michael Morpurgo

[T]he departing world leaves behind ... not an heir, but a pregnant widow. — Alexander Herzen

Japanese tend to put sales and market share first. They make many products with the aim of raising sales. But then profits decline, and companies find themselves falling into debt ... I changed the mindset at Canon by getting people to realize that profits come first. — Fujio Mitarai

Does anybody find it creepy how many Grant robots have been on the show? Is it just me or he like trying to clone himself and make a little army? — Kari Byron

No one's ever gotten better by practicing less. — Ron Jaworski