Funny Newlywed Marriage Quotes & Sayings

Whoever covers an offense seeks love, but he who repeats a matter separates close friends. (Prov. 17:9) — Scotty Smith

We could call you an ambisexual. A duosexual. A - "
"Do I really have to find a word for it?" Kyle interrupts. "Can't it just be what it is?"
"Of course," I say, even though in the bigger world I'm not so sure. The world loves stupid labels. I wish we got to choose our own.
We pause for a moment. I wonder if that's all - if he just needed to say the truth and have it heard. But then Kyle looks at me with unsure eyes and says, "You see, I don't know who I'm supposed to be."
"Nobody does," I assure him. — David Levithan

He gave the impression of being clean and dry as though he had been pressed between two large blotters which had absorbed all his vital juices. — Charles Baxter

Back in pre-Revolutionary America cruel and unusual punishment meant the rack and burning at the stake ... in more recent rulings it has been taken to mean the absence of cable television and denial of sex-change operations, or just overcrowding in the prisons. — Tom Clancy

Users who continually find value in a product are more likely to tell their friends about it. — Nir Eyal

To win a woman in the first place you must please her, then undress her, and then somehow get her clothes back on her, finally, so that she will let you leave her, you've got to antagonise her. — Jean Giraudoux

only a silkworm. — Barbara Kingsolver

In the re-creation of combat situations, and this is coming from a director who's never been in one, being mindful of what these veterans have actually gone through, you find that the biggest concern is that you don't look at war as a geopolitical endeavor. — Steven Spielberg

To me, music's something I can dance to or listen to. To write about it is always more of what the music represents, or what it reflects. Like an ideal song, to me, is a song that you can dance to, that summons up some darker and greater mystery. — Nick Tosches

Police work wouldn't be possible without coffee," Wallander said.
"No work would be possible without coffee."
They pondered the importance of coffee in silence. — Henning Mankell

One can say of language that it is potentially the only human home, the only dwelling place that cannot be hostile to man. — John Berger

There's a new generation of entrepreneurs in the Valley who have arrived since 2000, after the dotcom bust. They're completely fearless. — Marc Andreessen

Pike put down the cat. He slid from Pike's arms like molasses and puddled at his feet. — Robert Crais

Keep the imagination sane
that is one of the truest conditions of communion with heaven. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

You can't get to the destination if you don't know where you are going. — Lorilee Lippincott