Funny Network Marketing Quotes & Sayings

To annihilate the world by annihilation of oneself is the deluded height of desperate egoism. — Sylvia Plath

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. — Jeff Foxworthy

Grace is not blind. It sees the hurt full well. But chooses to see God's forgiveness even more. — Max Lucado

People do not belong to others, either. How can the huincas buy and sell people if they do not own them. Sometimes the boy went two or three days without speaking a word, surly, and not eating, and when asked what was the matter, the answer was always the same: There are content days and there are sad days. Each person is a master of his silence. — Isabel Allende

The world is not a rational place. — Bette Greene

Calmness and confidence are the source of energy brings with itself unlimited opportunities. Let us but ring out the old, ring in the new. — Kishore Bansal

My secret is I cannot go to bed, I cannot sleep, if my bed is not made before I go to bed. I can leave it unmade in the morning, but I have to remake it before I get into it to sleep. — Kevin Jonas

Baba Yaga: " ... What are his powers"
Mirror on the wall: "He reads — Bill Willingham