Funny Naija Quotes & Sayings

And each blasphemer quite escape the rod, Because the insult's not on man, but God? — Alexander Pope

Life is made up of time — Sunday Adelaja

God is so boundlessly pleased with Jesus that in him he is altogether well pleased with us. — Charles Spurgeon

Genesis supplements "created in God's image" with the affirmation that God thus made humanity "male and female." Women and men together comprise this image. The statement is an extraordinary one in this opening chapter of Genesis, written in a patriarchal culture. One might wonder whether the author of Genesis saw the implications of this declaration. Certainly generation after generation of Christians have not seen it. We have often talked and behaved as if the male was the normal and full form of a human being, with the female a deviant and slightly inferior form. But both male and female belong to the image. You have the image of God represented in humanity only when you have both men and women there. When women are not present and involved in God's work in the world (and in the church), the image of God is not present. — John E. Goldingay

In some ways, if you make mistakes with your own money, you don't feel as bad about it as if it was someone else's. — Bill Gates

When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they were both still in the closet. — Beth Ditto

They called it The Lullaby Room. — Ruth Harris

What is a college? An institute of learning. What is a business? An institute of learning. Life, itself, is an institute of learning. — Thomas A. Edison

Necessity makes dastards valiant men. — Robert Herrick

Our suffering comes from our unlived life
the unseen, unfelt parts of our psyche. — C. G. Jung