Funny Mugshot Quotes & Sayings

I might look as average as the next person but I had a few secrets up my sleeves. And lots of knives of course. — Jeaniene Frost

The more i live, the more i realize what strange creatures human beings are. some of them might just as well have a hundred legs, like a centipede, or six, like a lobster. the human consistency and dignity one has been led to expect from one's fellow-man seem actually non-existent. one doubts if they exist to any startling degree even in oneself. — D.H. Lawrence

Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently ... — Bill Bailey

I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.' — Jane Welsh Carlyle

The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that. — Al Yankovic

Two hundred channel choices in most homes certainly gives you the world of choice. And so slicing it, dicing it, and offering someone their favorite thing - by the way, if it's not good enough, make it yourself and post it. — Warren Littlefield

At the end of the day, our recovery must be based not on shame or perfectionism or the need to impress others, but on our willingness to be kind to ourselves. — Erica Spiegelman