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Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Bryan M. Litfin

For a long time, Maurice rubbed his shaved head in his palm, until at last he looked up at his student. Teo, I think you have to let Deu be the God he is, not the god you want him to be. — Bryan M. Litfin

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Perrie Edwards

As much as I love food, I'd have to save my girls! — Perrie Edwards

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Alan W. Watts

A world which increasingly consists of destinations without journeys between them, a world which values only "getting somewhere" as fast as possible, becomes a world without substance. One can get anywhere and everywhere, and yet the more this is possible, the less is anywhere and everywhere worth getting to. — Alan W. Watts

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Samuel Beckett

When I penetrate into that house, if I ever do, it will be to go on turning, faster and faster, more and more convulsive, like a constipated dog, or one suffering from worms, overturning furniture, in the midst of my family all trying to embrace me at once, until by virtue of a supreme spasm I am catapulted in the opposite direction and gradually leave backwards, without having said good evening. — Samuel Beckett

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer

She brushed her eyelashes against his chest. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Richard Hugo

Don't write love poems when you're in love. Write them when you're not in love. — Richard Hugo

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Boris Yeltsin

I refer to calls for humanitarian intervention in the affairs of another state - a new idea, this - even when they are made under the pretext of defending human rights and freedoms. — Boris Yeltsin

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Philippa Gregory

What a test of love it is, when the beloved is less than perfect. — Philippa Gregory

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Suzanne Barclay

I suggest you stick to your needlework." "Only if I can stitch your lips shut. — Suzanne Barclay

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Dada Bhagwan

You may have committed a very bad fault but if you repent for it a lot; if you repent 'heartily' for it; the fault will have to go away. But people don't repent 'heartily', do they? They just say superficially that 'it was my fault'! — Dada Bhagwan

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Alex Morrison

The Halifax area has long played a major role in Canada's military operations, being the port of departure for convoys, naval task forces and army units over the past 100 years or so. — Alex Morrison

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Joshua Neik

If we wish for our country to have an exponentially brighter future, one of the things we need to change is the popular perception some kids have towards school. School is not a prison, it is not a night club, it is not a fight club; school is for learning, learning is the thing that begins the process of separating us from the animals. — Joshua Neik

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By G-Eazy

I try to find 15 minutes a day to just be alone without any distractions just for headspace to meditate and get my Zen on. I think that helps me get through the hecticness of the day on tour with the interviews, the sound check, the meet and greets, the show and the post-show meet and greets. — G-Eazy

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Umberto Eco

But this lump does not absolve me, because I got it through heedlessness, not though courage. I run my tongue over my lip and what do I do? I write. But bad literature brings no redemption. — Umberto Eco

Funny Military Spouse Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar