Funny Matron Of Honor Quotes & Sayings

The truth is never dangerous. Except when told. — Philip Moeller

With an amazingly balletic movement Zaphod was standing and scanning the horizon, because that was how far the gold ground stretched in every direction, perfectly smooth and solid. It gleamed like ... it's impossible to say what it gleamed like because nothing in the Universe gleams in quite the same way that a planet made of solid gold does. — Douglas Adams

There is not a single contemporary historical mention of Jesus, not by Romans or by Jews, not by believers or by unbelievers, during his entire lifetime. This does not disprove his existence, but it certainly casts great doubt on the historicity of a man who was supposedly widely known to have made a great impact on the world. Someone should have noticed. — Dan Barker

I should advise you not to stop there, but set fire to his house, too, and sell his children to pirates. That is the only way he will learn — Zen Cho

Its language is a language which the soul alone understands, but which the soul can never translate. — Arnold Bennett

Lord, in our work for justice, let us not seek after martyrdom for its own sake, but neither let us turn away from your truth because we fear suffering. Give us grace to live faithfully whatever the cost. Amen. — Shane Claiborne

I felt that Balanchine was my father towards me. He was the person I most admired and looked up to. — Patricia McBride

You put your dick in my lunch? — Christopher Moore

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke. — Dane Cook

Many follow a rule of thumb - no more than 5% in one stock. But that's not the entrepreneurial road to riches. — Kenneth Fisher