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Dad phoned to wish us happy anniversary, and I picked up the phone and I was going to play it cool, but then I started crying when I started talking - I was doing the awful chick talk-cry: mwaha-waah-gwwahh-and-waaa-wa - so I had to tell him what happened, and he told me I should open a bottle of wine and wallow in it for a bit. Dad is always a proponent of a good indulgent sulk. Still, Nick will be angry that I told Rand, and of course Rand will do his fatherly thing, pat Nick on the shoulder and say, "Heard you had some emergency drinking to do on your anniversary, Nicky." And chuckle. So Nick will know, and he will be angry with me because he wants my parents to believe he's perfect - he beams when I tell them stories about what a flawless son-in-law he is. Except for tonight. I know, I know, I'm being a girl. — Gillian Flynn

My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny. — P. J. O'Rourke

The government is a giant logjam in the eternal river of human potential. — Stefan Molyneux

Cursed greed of gold, what crimes thy tyrant power has caused.
Virgil — Debby Grahl

Everything not forbidden is compulsory — T.H. White

Human bodies are such garbage bags. — Dennis Cooper

I ask to be made beautiful like the trees are beautiful, each growing according to a unique plan. Lop off a limb and and the tree will accommodate it's loss, still growing and still beautiful. It is my hope to be able to flourish in a similar fashion, taking on the shape and dimensions that is intended for me. — Julia Cameron

As for righting wrongs and fighting for civil liberties, that sort of thing, it wouldn't be so bad ... but then we have to sing those songs about wearing Lincoln green and aiding the oppressed. We don't, Cully, we turn them in for the reward, and those songs are just embarrassing, that's all, and there's the truth of it. — Peter S. Beagle

I like stories that leave you wanting more, leave you wondering, but don't tell you everything. — Viggo Mortensen

While there are things with this job that remain constant, in terms of how you shoot, the actual crux of the character is always different and always evolving. — Robert Kazinsky