Funny Male Friend Quotes & Sayings

You've gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot. — Tom Waits

If only he could convince her, his dream would be within reach — Anamika Mishra

You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists and there's a value in failure. It kind of works both ways between comedians and audiences. The audience has to understand that comedians are going to sometimes tell a joke that doesn't work out with dark subjects, and the comedian has to understand that sometimes they 'll fail and it's not the audience's fault for not getting it or loving it. — Anthony Jeselnik

Around the time my first marriage of twenty-one years was ending, I had spent a lot of time reflecting on the fairytale promises of living "happily ever after and being "forever in love." I thought about how the expectations of our families, friends, religion and society each contribute to the guilt and shame many of us experience when our partnerships and marriages do not work out the way we expected. The familiar promises of being together until death do us part" seemed antiquated and misguided in our modern world. Why wan't being happy, in love and committed 'for now' a more widely accepted and reasonable vision? — Theresa J. Knight

People just project their idea of my character on to me and they just seem to assume that I'm the same, when, in reality, I'm not — Robert Pattinson

Things don't always go the way we want. I've come to realize that some things just aren't meant to be. — Wanda E. Brunstetter

The lives we live are a bit of a straight-hair vs. curly-hair thing. We often want what we don't have. In reality, it's not about better or worse; it's just perception. — Simon Sinek

I am as miserable as anyone - sometimes. — Tom Stoppard