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Funny Lottery Ticket Quotes By Mitch Hedberg

I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won! — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Lottery Ticket Quotes By Steven Wright

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. — Steven Wright

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Internal differences within the Nation of Islam forced me out of it. I did not leave of my own free will. But now that it has happened, I intend to make the most of it. Now that I have more independence of action, I intend to use a more flexible approach toward working with others to get a solution to this problem."
Author: Malcolm X

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