Funny Loan Officer Quotes & Sayings

[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age. — Phyllis Diller

year, they made a switch to chemicals: a move that nobody could understand till they won a billion-dollar government contract. Within three months." "Such a huge contract — V.S. Vashist

This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while. — George W. Bush

But this is what servant-hood within the fellowship of believers is all about: being alert to the little things that need to be done and then doing them. — Jerry Bridges

There will always be excuses, arguments, and questions of timing when moving on difficult and controversial issues. — Lara Giddings

Observing is the basis of wisdom. — Eraldo Banovac

I miss friends and family. If it weren't for visits from old friends and other African Americans I meet who come to Cuba, I'd probably be in some kind of time warp. — Assata Shakur

In intellect there is no sex. — M. Carey Thomas

The very existence of libraries affords the best evidence that we may yet have hope for the future of man — T. S. Eliot

Prayer is key to our effort to communicate the Gospel and win men and women to Christ. — Billy Graham

His look turned serious again, and she realized that it was more dangerous than his grin. "I know you, Kat Hamilton. I'd like to say I know you inside and out. Maybe someday soon...."
She reached across him and opened his door. "In your dreams, Malone...."
"Sometime I'll have to tell you how those dreams ended. — B. J. Daniels

A match for you is your lifeline. Now that you have bonded, you're sealed, with purpose. As long as you're together you'll feel the strength your seal provides. — K.J. Bell

We are only puppets, our strings are being pulled by unknown forces. — Georg Buchner