Funny Leave It To Beaver Quotes & Sayings

I want to be a big, fleshy voluptuous woman with curves. I want a big bum, but I don't have one. — Cameron Diaz

I would sell 2 million records, a million went to teenagers and a million went to the adults. So, when The Beatles became so popular, I lost a million to the teenagers, but I was still selling a million to the adults. — Bobby Vinton

Because their supremacist perspective is unquestioned - and the supremacists would prefer it remain that way - all questioning of that supremacism by definition will be classed as speculation, and all speculation on that subject will be discouraged. Of — Derrick Jensen

War makes persons special, peoples cheap. — Brian Spellman

I read fiction all the time. It's true that I don't like fantasy or science fiction. I like "realistic" novels, particularly those in which nothing much ever happens. — Gustavo Perez Firmat

It has to be in a man's heart to love you, be faithful to you, respect you, and treat you like a queen. If it isn't in his heart, it doesn't matter how good you look, how much you do, how long you've been holding him down, or what your title is. He will view you on the same level as every other woman... ~facts — La'Tonya West

Writing is magic. — Stephen King

Music has been already devalued by the consumer. There's an expectation that it should be free so the race to the bottom has already been won. — Colin Meloy

I would urge everyone to start looking at the world in a different way. Spend some time looking at everyday objects, at their design, their shape, their individual characteristics. Think ahead and imagine their significance. — Martin Parr

Life is all I have, it is enough! — Lailah Gifty Akita

Today words like 'persevere' and 'hero's death' had been so ceaselessly bandied about that they had long since acquired an ironic sound - at least wherever there was actual fighting. . . . Once, before an attack, Sturm had heard an old sergeant say the following: 'Kids, we're going over there now to gobble up the Englishmen's rations.' It was the best battle address that he had ever heard. That was surely something good in the war - that it destroyed glorious-sounding phrases. Concepts that hung fleshless in the void were overcome by laughter. — Ernst Junger