Funny Lazy Worker Quotes & Sayings

Dear God, help him and help the mother . . . help all mothers everywhere. We need so much help, with the little sensitive, loving hearts and minds that look to us for guidance and love and understanding. — L.M. Montgomery

The truly thankful person is a truly peaceful person. — Lysa TerKeurst

It is your own assent to yourself, and the constant voice of your own reason, and not of others, that should make you believe. — Blaise Pascal

Mathematicians, like cows in the dark, all look alike to me. — Abraham Flexner

Make sure you stand firm on the solid rock. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Why should anyone raise an eyebrow because a latter-day Einstein's wife expects her husband to put aside that lifeless theory of relativity and help her with the work that is supposed to be the essence of life itself: diaper the baby and don't forge to rinse the soiled diaper in the toilet paper before putting it in the diaper pail, and then wax the kitchen floor. — Betty Friedan

Sophie, my dog, is the high in the highlights of my life. Even through rain, snow, ice, and general laziness, she is the reason I smile when I wake up and a comfort to me continually. I could never have imagined that a now five-pound, six-ounce dog would take over my life. But it has happened, and I am happy to have someone to look after and share my moods with. — Lauren Bacall