Funny Laguna Beach Quotes & Sayings

Only human beings have come to a point where they no longer know why they exist. — Lame Deer

On the law that requires women to wait twenty-four hours before they are permitted to have an abortion: I think it's a good law. The other day I wanted to go get an abortion. I really
wanted an abortion, but then I thought about it and it turned out I was just thirsty. — Sarah

By praying ... If you want to pray better, you must pray more. — Mother Teresa

No one knows enough to be a pessimist — Wayne W. Dyer

I was never trying to write a hit. I was just trying to write good songs and get a message out, and it was my great good fortune to be popular. — John Denver

Neither the entrepreneurs nor the farmers nor the capitalists determine what has to be produced. The consumers do that. — Ludwig Von Mises

Rae Chorze-Fwaz has preserved and passed on their secret meditation techniques in oral tradition from the time of Atlantis until he present day. — Frederick Lenz

Never give up, and never give in. — Hal Newhouser

Ten different questions popped into his mind. He forgot them all when Aria smiled and said, You look handsome. — Veronica Rossi

The Master's Sacred Knowledge.
Love is the treasure you should seek!
The greatest treasure to be found
is in your heart.
It is a place where you have stored
your riches over the eons of time.
It is a place nobody else can go,
only you!
BUT, you can only reach it
by going into the heart centre.
Not many people discover their treasure,
as they are always looking
outside for it in material objects,
whereas it is inside and eternal
and of an etheric nature.
Love is that treasure! — Allan Rufus

Was he bewitched by those beautiful eyes, that soft, half-open, sighing mouth which lay so close upon his shoulder only yesterday? He could not even shake off the recollection that she had been there; that her arms had been round him, once - if never again. — Elizabeth Gaskell

Growth springs from better recipes, not just from more cooking. — Paul Romer

I was reared in the conservative atmosphere of a Methodist parsonage. — Countee Cullen

The door, when I tried it, was locked, but a locked door is more the promise of security than security itself. — John Connolly