Funny Keyboarding Quotes & Sayings

It was body rush After body rush, intensity building. Touch me there. — Ellen Hopkins

Again, Be careful to make a good improvement of precious time. — David Brainerd

It's nothing to be ashamed of and that there are even beneficial traits associated with the condition. Most importantly, acknowledge yourself for who you are and if you're struggling with anything resembling ADD get professionally diagnosed. — Christopher Knight

When our mind is calm, it reflects reality accurately, without distortion. Breathing, sitting, and walking with mindfulness calms disturbing mental formations such as anger, fear, and despair, allowing us to see reality more clearly. — Thich Nhat Hanh

My pictures really finish themselves. — Howard Hodgkin

Businesses are no longer receiving the cost savings from outsourcing that they once did. — Gerald Chertavian

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box. — Gary Busey

We desperately need to understand something of the magnitude of sin, of evil, and of gross wickedness in this world if we are to appreciate our redemption. God's love, grace, and mercy shine all the brighter against the awful reality of evil. Indeed, the very existence of evil is a powerful proof of God's existence and holiness. — Dave Hunt

All beings are made up of LifeParticles, and ceaselessly interact and communicate on this deeper level of reality. Through this connection, all beings affect and reflect each other. Whatever we do, we do to ourselves. Whatever comes out of us comes back. — Ilchi Lee

My master Thomas More would give anything to anyone. Some say that's good and some say that's bad, but I say he can't help it - and that's bad ... because some day someone's going to ask him for something that he wants to keep; and he'll be out of practice — Robert Bolt

I like being able to tape things and then having them home waiting for you, but just dealing with the Time Warner Cable people will drive you insane. — Amy Heckerling

People often say I have so much energy, that I never stop; but that's what it takes to accomplish your goals. — Curtis Jackson

It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now. — Gillian Anderson