Funny Kerala Quotes & Sayings

Were I a cloud I'd gather My skirts up in the air, And fly well know whither, And rest I well know where. — Robert Bridges

... nothing surprises God. You have to remember, He knew what was ahead of you, and He has a plan to help you deal with it. — Brenda Minton

We can talk to one another on telephones
in banks, in cars, in line. No more
sitting on the floor
attached to a cord
while everybody listens.
No more
standing outside the booth
in the cold, fingering
an adulterous dime. We

send each other mail without stamps.
Watch television without antennas.
Wear seatbelts, smoke less, and never
on a bus, never
in the lobby while we're waiting
for the lawyer to call on us.

Nowhere now, a typewriter ribbon.
Quaintly the record album's scratch and spin.
Our groceries, scanned.
Pump our own gas.
Take off our shoes
before boarding our plane.
Those towers: Gone. And Pluto's
no longer a planet:
Forget it.
I could go on

and on, but you're still dead
and nothing's any different. — Laura Kasischke

Even the devil may cry when he looks around hell and realizes that he's there alone. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

When I was younger and women first started to get in public positions, in my case the law, we went through a period where we wore those little ribbon ties, little bows. We tried to figure out what was our appropriate dress. — Hillary Clinton

Well, there are three different processes of making a film, of course. They're sort of re-written three times. You write it to start with, and then you shoot it and you re-write it while shooting and you sort of re-write it as you edit. — Stephen Daldry

I've made films that I've given all I had to, that no one has seen. The bottom line is I want to work and I want someone to enjoy it. — Kiefer Sutherland

He had a curious hunted walk, like that of a destitute diabetic in a strange city. — Samuel Beckett

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs. — Marianne Faithfull

It is wrong to think that misfortunes come from the east or from the west; they originate within one's own mind. — Gautama Buddha

Your heart can be broken, but your soul never bleeds. — Deborah Brodie

Jules: Why are you on the floor?
Emma: I've heard roling out of bed in the morning helps you build up resistance to surprise attacks.
Jules: Oh yeah? What does screaming "holy crap!" do?
Emma: That part's optional. — Cassandra Clare

When I lost the sight of my eye and faced the prospect of going blind, my sight was saved by the NHS. — Gordon Brown

I like organised things. I don't like the corruption and slowness of Greece. — Stelios Haji-Ioannou