Funny Kebab Quotes & Sayings

So long as one believes in God, one has the right to do the Good in order to be moral. — Jean-Paul Sartre

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. Give someone an enormous task, a supportive community, and a friendly-yet-firm due date, and miracles will happen. — Chris Baty

Mungo was a gnome. Disguised as a dwarf. The blatantly false beard was a giveaway. It appeared that Mungo had crafted it himself out of hair collected from a wide assortment of cars and then glued it to his face. — Jeffery Russell

Utility is the emotion pleading to be let into the house of pure reason and thereby enriching it. — Dennis Lindley

It has become dramatically clear that the foundation of corporate integrity is personal integrity. — Samuel DiPiazza

Love all, trust a few, Do wrong to none: be able for thine enemy Rather in power than use; and keep thy friend Under thy own life's key: be check'd for silence, But never tax'd for speech. — William Shakespeare

Weak men act to satisfy their needs, stronger men their duties. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

I started feeling it was wrong to withhold my music for money - as strange as that might sound! — Jane Siberry

At the ches with me she (Fortune) gan to pleye; With her false draughts (pieces) dyvers/She staal on me, and took away my fers. And when I sawgh my fers awaye, Allas! I kouthe no lenger playe. — Geoffrey Chaucer

I know you so well, dragon king, you only get that particular look on your face when you're burning to give me one of your lectures."
"Do I give you lectures ?"
"Oh, I don't mind. I think you're kind of cute when you do, and I don't really listen anyway. — Christine Feehan

Self-reflection is the gateway to freedom. It also brings greater appreciation and enjoyment. We begin to enjoy spending time with our own mind, and we enjoy reflecting on our experience of the teachings. Like the sun emerging from behind the clouds, the teachings of the dharma become clear. — Dzigar Kongtrul Rinpoche

My career is going better now than when I was younger. Now I get the part. Back then, I'd get the girl. — Michael Caine

a queen only stays in power for as long as her subjects are afraid of conflict. Or — Fredrik Backman

We possess only the happiness we are able to understand. — Maurice Maeterlinck

I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot, while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened. He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you're telling me this country has computers? I didn't know that. — Chael Sonnen