Funny Jovial Quotes & Sayings

I thought there were limits to human suffering. At Bir-Jdid, I was to discover that there were none — Malika Oufkir

I know my sister like I know my own mind, you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind. — Lin-Manuel Miranda

PERCY ALREADY FELT LIKE THE lamest demigod in the history of lame. The purse was the final insult. They'd left R.O.F.L. in a hurry, so maybe Iris hadn't meant the bag as a criticism. She'd quickly stuffed it with vitamin-enriched pastries, dried fruit leather, macrobiotic beef jerky, and a few crystals for good luck. Then she'd shoved it at Percy: Here, you'll need this. Oh, that looks good. The purse - sorry, masculine accessory bag - was rainbow tie-dyed with a peace symbol stitched in wooden beads and the slogan Hug the Whole World. Percy wished it said Hug the Commode. He felt like the bag was a comment on his massive, incredible uselessness. As they sailed north, he put the man satchel as far away from him as he could, but the boat was small. — Rick Riordan

Don't seek God in temples. He is close to you. He is within you. Only you should surrender to Him and you will rise above happiness and unhappiness. — Leo Tolstoy

I was just ice skating. I had no concept of that. In those days you couldn't see the judges. I was this little person on the ice and they were just people that would stand around the boards. — Dorothy Hamill

In a moment, when I'm ready, I will turn off this computer and that will be it. This letter will be finished. A part of me doesn't want to stop writing to you, but I need to. For both of us. — Lucy Christopher

I would think twice about designing stuff for which there was no need and which didn't endure. — Robin Day

I love really, really deep, dark-as-Russia storylines. I love supernatural aspects. I grew up with ghost stories. — Emma Bell

I don't take acting classes - I'm quite an autodidact. I prefer to learn from other actors by watching various movies. Evaluate my acting, spot the flaws and fix them. — Joe Taslim

Good discourse sinks differences and seeks agreements. — Amos Bronson Alcott

What men call luck Is the prerogative of valiant souls, The fealty life pays its rightful kings. — James Russell Lowell