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Funny Insurance Company Quotes By Mitch Hedberg

I had a job interview at an insurance company once, and the lady said 'Where do you see yourself in five years?' I said, 'Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question!' — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Insurance Company Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield

I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! — Rodney Dangerfield

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What was it you told me, Jesus?" she asked him softly. "Do you remember? Love is love is love. Pain is pain is pain. Knowledge is knowledge. It doesn't matter what shape or form it takes, what matters is how you use it, what you do with it, and if you can accept it with some measure of grace. If you can, it's the most beautiful thing in the world. If you can't ..."
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