Funny Instagram Bios Quotes & Sayings

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!" — Janeane Garofalo

I can't stand squealers, hit that guy! — Albert Anastasia

What do you think he wants?" ...
"Don't ask me, I'm not a psychotic maniac." He paused. "Well, not as much of a psychotic maniac. — Julie Kagawa

Once the forest has been removed and the swamp starts being drained, that organic matter begins to oxidise and give off continuing emissions. It's sort of like the goose that keeps on giving. — Frances Ford Seymour

He had an easy manner and an honest smile. He seemed an earnest man. I did not like him. — Patrick Rothfuss

The one thing she had learned was that to be tolerated and endured was less dignified than being hated. And it was infinitely more painful. — Robyn Carr

They did cast me as an ingenue once, and the novelty was nice. But I said, 'There is nothing here to play!' I really like getting into the meat of a role. — Geraldine Page

I'm not a big comedy show-watcher, but I love Ricky Gervais' stuff and Sacha Baron Cohen's things. But I'm not an expert on them. I've seen them once. — Chris Lilley

I don't profess to be Shonda Rhimes by any stretch of the imagination, or Dick Wolf. They're icons. I'm a filmmaker. — Lee Daniels

But there are some wounds that can never be healed. — Helen Garner

You always hope that the cloak of inspiration will fall, and you'll be O.K. — Gary Oldman

No woman in my time will be prime minister or chancellor or foreign secretary - not the top jobs. Anyway, I wouldn't want to be prime minister; you have to give yourself 100 percent. — Margaret Thatcher

Can't I be purple?" Lady Alexandra asked.
Billie looked at her as if she'd asked to have the Magna Carta revised. — Julia Quinn

I usually record all through the night, but I'm known for waking up early in the morning. Even if I had recorded till 3 or 4 in the morning I might wake up at 9 or 10. I never sleep till 1 o clock. — Gucci Mane