Funny Inappropriate Senior Quotes & Sayings

Last year, I was sort of a kid and I was a little scared, I ain't scared any more. — Hank Aaron

In his Philosophy of Style, Herbert Spencer gives two sentences to illustrate how the vague and general can be turned into the vivid and particular: In proportion as the manners, customs, and amusements of a nation are cruel and barbarous, the regulations of its penal code will be severe. In proportion as men delight in battles, bullfights, and combats of gladiators, will they punish by hanging, burning, and the rack. — William Strunk Jr.

Earth tries to work sorcery on us, saying Tomorrow, Tomorrow, but we outwit that spell by enjoying this now. — Rumi

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom. — Karl Kraus

Maybe I lacked coping skills. Maybe I was weak. I cared for people for no better reason than they seemed to care for me, acknowledge me. It didn't seem so dangerous at the time. — Mark Slouka

I used to have this fantasy when I was growing up where Princess Leia would be in the slave Leia costume and she would be in a vat of Breyer's ice cream. A recurring dream where I would eat my way to her. — Dan Fogler

A good leader shares information, even if they don't know the whole story. Without any information, people create their own, which causes fear and paranoia. — Simon Sinek

We come into this world alone. You're going to die alone. That's the way it is.
I think a really great interpretation of love is: feeling alone with someone else.
The times in my life, if you want to qualify as "being in love", when you feel almost like being alone with company. — Chris Evans

I know we shall have reveling tonight. — William Shakespeare

I'm very fit on tour. I try to eat well, try to sleep. But it's still rock n' roll. — Rufus Wainwright