Funny Iguana Quotes & Sayings

I've gotta believe that my managing tenure has come to an end here. — Don Cooper

It's very hard for me to get a new car. It's really hard for me to get a new house. It's really hard for me to move on from the things that give me stability. — Jodie Foster

If you knew who walked beside you at all times, on the path that you have chosen, you could never experience fear or doubt again. — Wayne W. Dyer

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart! — Kirstie Alley

The Benson and Hedges Cup was won by McEnroe ... he was as charming as always, which means that he was as charming as a dead mouse in a loaf of bread. — Clive James

In the mind of the beginner, all things are possible, But in the mind of the expert, only a few. Zen Master Suzuki-Roshi — Barbara L. Jordan

Washington's task was to transform the improbable into the inevitable. — Joseph J. Ellis

Living organisms are distinguished by their specified complexity — Leslie Orgel

People no longer live by sun and moon, by wind and stars, but by some slyly contrived conventions known as clocks and calendars. — Matthew Goldman

All prayers that beseech the mercy of God are finally and fully answered in that suffering Servant Whom God sent, Jesus Christ. We, even our desires, are saved because HE was bruised. — Jen Pollock Michel

It has been said that the body is like an automobile - it's yours, but it isn't you. — Doris Day

I didn't hit the ball like I was 46. But I putted like I was 66. — Fred Couples

You look like you," he said. "You with the volume turned up. — Rainbow Rowell

Good girl, Rachel. Now, let's get the hell out of here. Your mother has a headache that won't quit until you're twenty-one — David Sedaris