Funny Homework Procrastination Quotes & Sayings

She's my fucking anchor, and no one will take her from me again, not even to save this world. — Amelia Hutchins

I don't think individual achievement in business is the most meaningful way for it to operate. — Michael Eisner

In great matters, men behave as they are expected to; in little ones, as they would naturally — Nicolas Chamfort

What we need, of course, is a language which will allow us to distinguish the normal or routine fuck from the glorious, the rare, or the lousy one - a fack from a fick, a fick from a fock - but we have more names for parts of horses than we have for kinds of kisses, and our earthy words are all ... well ... 'dirty'. It says something dirty about us, no doubt, because in a society which had a mind for the body and other similarly vital things, there would be a word for coming down, or going up, words for nibbles on the bias, earlobe loving, and every variety of tongue track. After all, how many kinds of birds do we distinguish? We have a name for the Second Coming but none for a second coming. In fact our entire vocabulary for states of consciousness is critically impoverished. — William H Gass

You just need to find your people — Jojo Moyes

The success of one market model cannot be migrated to another. Ignoring Macau's special characteristics and duplicating a Las Vegas or an Atlantic City would not be a successful strategy. — Stanley Ho

My wife has her stuff and her taste, and I have my stuff and my taste. — Peter Eisenman