Funny Hashtags Quotes & Sayings

Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, pathetic, manageable." And she whispered to me a great, universal truth: "THE BOWELS ARE GREAT LEVELLERS. — Angela Carter

The only thing better than an acknowledgement is action. — Mark Sanborn

Thank you for caring for my brother.
He took his sunglasses off.
And looked at her with total adoration. — J.R. Ward

Is there any exceptionally beautiful woman you haven't slept with?"
"I'll make you a list. So, you knocked her down. — J.D. Robb

There was no point in lying. Despite various sources throughout history saying otherwise, no one can do magic on you just because they know your name. If they could, a big portion of the world's inhabitants would be up to their neck in curses. — Steve McHugh