Funny Guy Fawkes Quotes & Sayings

That was Dad's life, and I was the birdshit on his windshield. — Richard Bachman

For the dead and the living, we must bear witness. — Elie Wiesel

I am a very good imitation, but I am not really a good person. I have done many very bad things, and I hope to live long enough to do many more. And to be completely objective, I almost certainly deserve all the things Hood and Doakes wanted to do to me. But while I wait for the long arm of the law to grab me by the neck, I also deserve to breathe air that is not fouled with the stench of unwashed and rotting dental apocalypse. I put a stiff index finger into Hood's sternum and pushed him away. For a moment he thought he was going to tough it out - but I had chosen my spot well, and he had to back off. "You can arrest me," I told Hood, "or you can follow me. Otherwise, get out of my way." I pushed a little harder and he had to take another step back. "And for God's sake, brush your teeth." Hood — Jeff Lindsay

Any artist that's as serious about making music as I am, I'm cool with that. But if you tellin' me, "Man, send me a verse and I'ma send you a verse." No. That's not collaborating. We don't know each other and I'm serous about this music. — Kevin Gates

The time has come when women should pay for a gigolo. Why should only rich men have young, beautiful women? Rich women should have young, beautiful men. — Ruth Westheimer

Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business. Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you. I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there. — Lionel Richie

Life could snatch away the things you treasured, and there was no getting them back. She began to feel an urgency, a need to seize an opportunity. Before anyone else did. — M.L. Stedman

Man (as he imagines himself to be), in general, is a possibility, not a fact. — Idries Shah

I want to sing songs which will touch people's hearts. — Kim Kyu-jong

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me. — Harold Ramis

It's not the will to win that matters - everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters. — Jack Canfield

My idea of the ideal sex education site doesn't exist. — Susie Bright