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Funny Grandpa And Grandson Quotes By J.D. Robb

What about your crepe?"
"Stuff It."
"She's crazy about you," Mavis commented.
"It's almost embarrassing, the way she fawns. — J.D. Robb

Funny Grandpa And Grandson Quotes By Jim Gaffigan

That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Grandpa And Grandson Quotes By Jill Alexander Essbaum

Solitude was her anchor. A familiar misery, and anymore the safest, most sensible approach. — Jill Alexander Essbaum

Funny Grandpa And Grandson Quotes By Hope Jahren

it is a hard-hearted monkey indeed that remains unmoved during a good slathering of bacitracin, and — Hope Jahren

Funny Grandpa And Grandson Quotes By Kevin O'Leary

(On soft launches) It allows you to test your assumptions and see which ones you got right, and more, importantly, which ones you got wrong. A big hard launch is expensive. Getting even one thing wrong can force you to go out of business. — Kevin O'Leary

Funny Grandpa And Grandson Quotes By Walter Savage Landor

Great men always pay deference to greater. — Walter Savage Landor

Funny Grandpa And Grandson Quotes By Sara Gruen

I used to think I preferred getting old to the alternative, but now I'm not sure. Sometimes the momotony of bingo and sing-alongs and ancient dusty people parked in teh hallway in wheelchairs makes me long for death. Particularly when I rememver that I'm one of the ancient dusty people, filed away like some worthless tchotchke. — Sara Gruen

Funny Grandpa And Grandson Quotes By Winston S. Churchill

The game of life does not proceed like a mathematical calculation on the principle that two and two make four. Sometimes they make five, or minus four, and sometimes the blackboard topples over in the middle of the sum and the pedagogue is left with a black eye. — Winston S. Churchill

Funny Grandpa And Grandson Quotes By Joanne Fluke

IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie. — Joanne Fluke

Funny Grandpa And Grandson Quotes By Jake Roberts

Diamond Dallas saved my life. He didn't have to, but that's the kind of guy he is. He's helped so many people with his DDP Yoga. It's just incredible with the lives he's changing, the lives he's affecting. I am so honored to be part of that. — Jake Roberts

Funny Grandpa And Grandson Quotes By Laurence J. Peter

As individuals we tend to climb to our levels of incompetence. We behave as though up is better and more is better, and yet all around us we see the tragic victims of this mindless escalation. — Laurence J. Peter