Funny Government Worker Quotes & Sayings

In school, I was the quietest girl ever! I had a lot of trouble in school. Kids were mean to me. — Cher Lloyd

Even if you assume that the whole economy would work better had we never had double taxation, having the envy and resentment of the richest paying low or no taxes screams of injustice. You have to have a fair system. — Charlie Munger

We will be able to depart this life with the quiet peace-giving notion, that we were permitted to contribute to the happiness of many who will live after us. In our long lives we endeavored to unfold the collective consciousness. In our lives we have known hell and heaven; the final balance, however, is that we helped pave the way to dynamic harmony in this earthly house. That, I believe, is the meaning of life. — R.W. Van Bemmelen

A trap, like a good
story, needs to hint at greater things without revealing them
until the prey is snared. — E.J. Patten

If you are a young writer today, it's very hard. — Doris Lessing

Dinosaurs are built just like birds - they can squat down, they can get up. Mammals, when we lay down, we throw our legs out to the sides - birds cannot do that. Dinosaurs could not do that either. — Jack Horner

What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they do it. — David Attenborough