Funny Golf Driver Quotes & Sayings

If you're going to bloody the human, would you be good enough to do it in the backyard? — J.R. Ward

One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama. — Jay Leno

Drawing was the only thing I was any good at in school, but I never dreamt I would, or even could, spend my life doing it. — Michael Foreman

Life is ephemeral; each moment passes quickly, a blur of color on a fast moving subway car. There and gone and all we are left with is the imprint of what once was. — Jacqueline Simon Gunn

I trust the people. — William Hague

People - not just in their teenage years - hold on to this fantasy of love when they're not ready to have a real relationship. — Keri Russell

Because if there's one thing worse than an IT manager who's feeling the chill wind of obsolescence blowing down his neck and consequently trying to contribute code to the repository like an actual working developer, it's an IT manager who's getting creative. — Charles Stross

It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing. It's a change-my-life-forever thing. It's a falling-in-love-and-lust thing. It's a recognizing-my-best-friend thing. And it's the day I decide - this girl is mine. Forever. — J.A. Huss

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick. — Abe Lemons

The fundamental problem with program maintenance is that fixing a defect has a substantial chance of introducing another. — Fred Brooks

I made it inside the Hotel Grecian and tried my French on the receptionist. I didn't get far, but she seemed happy I at least tried. My room had a soft bed and a fifty-year-old dresser, and the bathroom came furnished with a four-foot bath with a shower over it, and a sit-on toilet. The whole space smelled a bit like the Miss Piggywiggy. — A.D. Davies

I want to do work, but I also want to have a good time. — Gael Garcia Bernal

If Charlie Parker were a Gunslinger, There'd be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats — Charles Mingus

Now, rest your head on My bosom, on My heart, and draw from it strength and power for these sufferings because you will find neither relief nor help nor comfort anywhere else. Know — Maria Faustina Kowalska

You're swimming in a sea of abundance. — Victoria Moran