Funny Gift Tag Quotes & Sayings

I apologized pretty well, didn't I?" she said proudly as they went down the lane. "I thought since I had to do it I might as well do it thoroughly." "You did it thoroughly, all right enough," was Marilla's comment. Marilla was dismayed at finding herself inclined to laugh over the recollection. She had also an uneasy feeling that she ought to scold Anne for apologizing so well; but then, that was ridiculous! — L.M. Montgomery

Oh, I'm sorry," I say in a sugary voice. "Did you not like that? I thought that's what you wanted. I mean, why else would you be getting all grabby with my man? — Susan Ee

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. — Yogi Berra

Who knows whether in retirement I shall be tempted to the last infirmity of mundane minds, which is to write a book. — Geoffrey Fisher

Each Australian is a Ulysses. — Christina Stead

But a strange thing happened when a man reached the place he was trying to get. His thinking set, like a churn of milk gone to butter. — Julia Franks

The problem with being a superhero was that people expected you to do things, like be super. — Lori Brighton

I am not interested in constructing a building, so much as in having a perspicuous view of the foundations of possible buildings. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself ... whilst trying to win someone's love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I'm very much a relationship guy. I like to bounce ideas off the person that I love. I like having a real connection. — Justin Bieber

Our business is to stand strongly for principles, but never to attack persons, about whose lives we can know but little. — George Arundale

Prudence is what makes someone a great commodities trader - the capacity to face reality squarely in the eye without allowing emotion or ego to get in the way. It's what is needed by every quarterback or battlefield general. — John Ortberg

For a long time now he knew that anything could appear to b something else, and probably was. — Toni Morrison

The exposition of Atrocious Torture Instruments could not fail to appeal to a connoisseur of the worst in mankind. But the essence of the worst, the true asafoetida of the human spirit, is not found in the Iron Maiden or the whetted edge; Elemental Ugliness is found in the faces of the crowd. — Thomas Harris