Funny George Morris Quotes & Sayings

My country, right or wrong, but still my country. — Stephen Decatur

We got married: society's solution to loneliness, lust and laundry. — Luke Rhinehart

Oscar Wilde turned the world upside down and was able to laugh at it, and hopefully by the time I'm 120 and worn out, that's what I will achieve. I love being alive so much. — John Lydon

I'm a sensualist. My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages. — Carla Gugino

Science tells us the more intelligent a person is, the less conservative and more liberal they become. ... which doesn't say anything good about violent, hate-mongering conservatives. — Christina Engela

But I won't be. Every day that you're there, I will wonder what has become of you. I won't ... I won't forget you. Not for one hour. — Sarah J. Maas

I live my life outside of the glitz and glamour of the red carpet events, and so you'll never see me there. I'm never at parties. — Werner Herzog

In recent years, we have seen technology advance at lightning speed, allowing us to accomplish lifesaving feats never imagined before. It is our responsibility to ensure that these advances are used for positive medical breakthroughs, and not allowed to restrict rights or limit access to health insurance or job opportunities. — Evan Bayh

If there is no absolute moral standard, then one cannot say in a final sense that anything is right or wrong. By absolute we mean that which always applies, that which provides a final or ultimate standard. There must be an absolute if there are to be morals, and there must be an absolute if there are to be real values. If there is no absolute beyond man's ideas, then there is no final appeal to judge between individuals and groups whose moral judgments conflict. We are merely left with conflicting opinions. — Francis Schaeffer

It makes great conversation to discuss what's wrong with open-wheel racing today. — Mario Andretti

I have become increasingly unnerved by the depth of corruption that exists at many different levels. I'm less upset with politicians than [with] the media. — Jon Stewart

I can feel them, can hear the rush of hundreds of feet, can hear old laughter running underneath the birdsong: a place built of memory and echo. — Lauren Oliver

All my stupid little thoughts beget stupid little thoughts, rampantly speculating every possible outcome of every possible situation until they're all done to death and none of them could ever be true. — Bryan Lee O'Malley

I believe that climate change represents one of the greatest threats to our national security and our planet. — Mark Pocan