Funny Geico Commercial Quotes & Sayings

In praising science, it does not follow that we must adopt the very poor philosophies which scientific men have constructed. In philosophy they have much more to learn than to teach. — Dean Inge

I don't necessarily think that installation is the only way to go. It's just a label for certain kinds of arrangements. — Barbara Kruger

I can tell you the day The Beach Boys will no longer exist - never. We'll be on stage in wheelchairs. — Dennis Wilson

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life! — Herb Kelleher

I'm not strictly vegetarian, but meat doesn't play a big part in my diet. — Katie Holmes

Saliva has antibacterial properties. It also has things called nerve growth factor, skin growth factor, histatins which help with wound closure. So when you see an animal licking a wound or even a mom kissing a child's boo-boo, there's some, there's some good science behind why one might do this. — Mary Roach

Holmes cast himself as a demanding contractor. As workers came to him for their wages, he berated them for doing shoddy work and refused to pay them, even if the work was perfect. They quit, or he fired them. He recruited others to replace them and treated these workers the same way. Construction proceeded slowly, but at a fraction of the proper cost. The high rate of turnover had the corollary benefit of keeping to a minimum the number of individuals who understood the building's secrets. A — Erik Larson

It's a seduction, Annie. It's about want. Not need."
"You've already seduced me," she whispered. "All I want is you. — Molly O'Keefe

Have you ever hoped for something? And held out for it against all the odds? Until everything you did was ridiculous? — Ali Shaw

What kind of a woman greets the Beast Lord with 'here, kitty, kitty'? — Ilona Andrews

Restraint? Why are you so concerned with saving their lives? The whole idea is to kill the bastards. At the end of the war if there are two Americans and one Russian left alive, we win. — Thomas S. Power

The sense that my world is stable and stationary, that change will never come and that all will go on continuously as it is, is the nature of all delusion. — Brenda Shoshanna

I wish I did something like yoga or Pilates. All the people I know who do it tell me it's incredible. — Jai Courtney