Funny Gay Dating Quotes & Sayings

GRANDMA: Are you a gay?
ORPHEUS: I am straight. I'm definitely dating a girl, gran. Do you think she's a man?
*She laughs*
ORPHEUS' BRAIN: Thank god she took it as a joke. I would have been executed on the town square for such a rude back answer. — Scarlett Brukett

I'm a win-at-all-costs guy. — Ben Roethlisberger

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". — Russell Howard

Sweet as the past may be, it best remains pressed between the pages of memory, savoured for a moment or two on quiet Sunday afternoons. — Indu Muralidharan

Compulsory arbitration is a practical instrument of pacification and, as such, it can and should be enacted by the Hague Conference. — Charles Albert Gobat

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull. — Paris Hilton

If you have a fight with yourself, who can win? — Daniel J. Siegel

Can you let go of words and ideas, attitudes and expectations? If so, then the Tao will loom into view. — Laozi

The things you are passionate about are not random, they are your calling. — Fabienne Fredrickson

Examples of selling of ideas are portrayed in consulting or paid advice, as the pricing of intellectual property is market driven. — Chuck Martin

A true capitalist doesn't have a job, because other people and other people's money work for them. — Robert Kiyosaki

Cancer is not for sissies. — Suzanne Somers

As long as you allow your past to haunt you, you'll never be free to pursue your future. You won't even be able to focus on your present. — Brian Klemmer

To create is not to deform or invent persons and things. It is to tie new relationships between persons and things which are, and as they are. — Robert Bresson

Life's hard. It's supposed to be. If we didn't suffer, we'd never learn anything. — Jesse